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Post by Your Favourite Vulpine on Sept 2, 2019 13:24:11 GMT -5
I had a dream where Skelda ran an advice blog, his picture was the same as it was here so I knew it was Skelda. His advice was really bad though, like "you only need to sleep every 17 days" so no one liked him. This post by Zinnia inspired me to create this game. In this game we're going to run a bad advice blog. Every post will have a situation in which you'd need some advice from someone. The next post will give bad advice for the situation in the previous post, and come with a new situation. Like this: Ellie: "My best friend is trying to steal my boyfriend! What should I do?"
Ayano: "Grab a bucket of gasoline and dunk it on her from the school rooftop! - I have so much stuff to do that I can barely have enough rest. Got any advice?"
Dave: "Coffee! Coffee, coffee and more coffee. Maybe add some Red Bull in the mix as well. You can do useful stuff instead of sleeping that way. My hair is on fire! What should I do so that I won't lose my head?" Etc. How about we start where Dave left off? First advice situation: "My hair is on fire! What should I do so that I won't lose my head?"
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Post by Zinnia on Sept 2, 2019 13:42:26 GMT -5
Keep calm and carry on. I just realized one's hair being on fire is a saying haha. I took it literally so that's how you should take my advice My cats don't get along! How can I help them better understand each other?
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Post by Your Favourite Vulpine on Sept 2, 2019 14:03:45 GMT -5
Throw them into a room, little food, little water, no toys. They'll eventually be forced to play with eachother for fun.
My toddler brother ate my homework. What should I say to my teacher to avoid detention?
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Post by bellagorilla on Sept 2, 2019 16:18:57 GMT -5
Them them your dog ate your homework. You certainly wouldn't be lying.
My keyboard quit working and I have a ten page paper to write, how should I do it?
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Post by Zinnia on Sept 2, 2019 16:33:45 GMT -5
There's sure to be an old timey type writer at your local thrift store.
People won't stop trying to sell me their hair care products! How can I be rid of them?
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Post by bellagorilla on Sept 2, 2019 19:05:24 GMT -5
Tell them your cat has no interest in them and then slam the door on them.
My pencil lead is too sharp, how do I apologize to the paper?
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Post by choco on Sept 3, 2019 0:29:31 GMT -5
Bin it and move on.
My sims 3 save keeps crashing, I think it's corrupted, help!
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Post by Caro on Sept 3, 2019 1:40:41 GMT -5
Play Sims 4 instead.
I am broke. What can I do?
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Post by Your Favourite Vulpine on Sept 3, 2019 2:19:30 GMT -5
Steal candy from the children and sell it back to them for profit. Now you can afford SpiderSim #78. Hooray.
My kitten got run over by a car, I think he's dead. Can I do something to revive him?
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Post by bellagorilla on Sept 3, 2019 8:37:33 GMT -5
Ask the local witch for a potion, she will most likely confirm for you that your kitten will now be a zombie.
I really hate people some days...how can I get rid of them??
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Post by Zinnia on Sept 3, 2019 9:38:02 GMT -5
You should let them know how you feel through interpretive dance.
I'm bored, what can I do to help?
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Post by Lala on Sept 3, 2019 10:39:08 GMT -5
You can look at pictures of me and draw hearts around them.
There is a fly in my soup. What should I do?
I'm answering as if I'm Skelda giving advice. Are we just giving general bad advice?
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Post by choco on Sept 3, 2019 11:39:15 GMT -5
Moar protein! Bon appetito. (General bad advice, I guess. At least that's what I'm doing. Poor Skelda)
My girlfriend's pregnant! What should I do?
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Post by Lala on Sept 3, 2019 12:10:36 GMT -5
Tell her she's getting fat and dump her.
I'm getting a lot of acne on my face. What can I do to help my complexion?
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Post by bellagorilla on Sept 3, 2019 13:29:55 GMT -5
Draw more spots on your face so the acne doesn't stand out.
My roommate spilled soap all over the rug! What should I do now?
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