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Post by choco on Oct 8, 2019 10:23:10 GMT -5
Inhale it back. If you cannot, keep it out of touch of dogs.
I mistook my boyfriend's twin brother for my boyfriend and woohoo'd with him under alcohol's influence, what should I do?!
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Post by Your Favourite Vulpine on Oct 8, 2019 11:58:46 GMT -5
One word: Threesome.
Voldemort keeps trying to steal my nose! What spell should I use to stop him in his attempts?
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Post by bellagorilla on Oct 8, 2019 15:44:56 GMT -5
I'd say just steal it back, but...say the words "nose-o return-o to-o me-o and-o not-o to-o you-o" and that should work.
I don't feel like doing my homework...so what should I do?
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Post by Lala on Oct 9, 2019 3:28:14 GMT -5
Simple, set the school on fire. School cancelled the rest of the week! (Don't really do this!) There's a boy I really like, but he doesn't know I exist. How can I get his attention?When I was in 8th grade, my school caught on fire and the 8th grade hall burned down completely. This was a Thursday afternoon. By Friday morning they had trailers set up and school was in session as normal (well, almost normal) -- so homework should have been completed. I can't remember, but they were probably kind of lenient to students that didn't do it that night, lol. So fire might not be not work...just sayin'.
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Post by choco on Oct 9, 2019 4:44:41 GMT -5
Kidnap him. That way he'll never forget you. (That's makes one Criminal Minds episode, lol)
My fridge is running so darn fast that it is impossible for me to catch up to it, what should I do?
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Post by bellagorilla on Oct 9, 2019 18:51:03 GMT -5
Call the cops on it, because it's obviously speeding! Otherwise just let it go and buy a new one.
My nose will not stop dripping!! How do I make it stop!
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Post by Your Favourite Vulpine on Oct 12, 2019 3:58:27 GMT -5
You shall stop the nose dripping using a giant cork. If you get the urge to sneeze, make sure to aim at your biggest enemy. A 1-hit KO is guaranteed if you aim well.
I'm riding a cool rollercoaster but suddenly the brakes start failing. So, ahem, what should I do now?
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Post by bellagorilla on Oct 12, 2019 16:45:07 GMT -5
Scream your head off, duh. Just enjoy yourself. No hands tho!
My yearbook photo is terrible!! What should I do??
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Post by Your Favourite Vulpine on Aug 2, 2020 15:46:11 GMT -5
Hack into the school database and then replace all the pictures of the other kids with pictures that look even worse than yours. Now you're guaranteed to be the school hottie of the year.
I forgot to buy a present for my partner's anniversary for the third year in a row, how do I prevent them from breaking up with me?
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Post by choco on Aug 2, 2020 22:22:57 GMT -5
Not if you break up with them first, haha.
Stupid paparazzi in Bridgeport keep accusing me of woohooing with an occult who is my fairy husband! What should I do?
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Post by Lala on Aug 3, 2020 15:22:56 GMT -5
Get a divorce! Then they can't accuse you of woohooing an occult who is your fairy husband.
I'm trying to lose the quarantine 15, I've tried diet and exercise to no avail. Help me, Skelda, what can I do?
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Post by Your Favourite Vulpine on Aug 4, 2020 4:27:00 GMT -5
Well, to be honest with you there is a guaranteed to be effective way to burn off those extra pounds, all you need is to douse the chubby body parts with some gasoline and a lighter.
My little nephew keeps trying to hit me in the face with a fly swatter and every time I tell him not to do that and take the swatter away from him he just doesn't listen. Got any help to deal with him?
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Post by nicki on Aug 4, 2020 5:58:19 GMT -5
Throw him away.
I realize that the person I'm talking to has a visible booger in their nose. Should I tell them?
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Post by Your Favourite Vulpine on Aug 4, 2020 8:16:08 GMT -5
Rip my nephew XD Why simply tell them, when you can just pick it out and rub over their face like a face mask? Who knows what nutritious values snot has for the skin? What once was my favourite game franchise is now being milked flavourlessly by a bunch of incompetent greedy bass-turds, how can I help make the franchise reach it's former glory again?
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Post by mouselline on Aug 8, 2020 21:46:11 GMT -5
Hack into all their computers and phones and make them delete all their data on their devices. Then they’ll have bigger problems to worry about.
i want to watch a tv show but I’m supposed to be watching it with my younger sister and I can’t go ahead of her. What do I do?
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