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Post by Your Favourite Vulpine on Sept 3, 2019 16:19:19 GMT -5
Add more soap and water to make it very slippery, then put it in front of the bathroom as they're taking a shower, then you activate the fire alarm and act like it's real.
I'm Mafia and town is probably aiming to whack me. How can I save my own skin?
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Post by Iceman on Sept 10, 2019 17:51:48 GMT -5
Oh, just troll people and generally be annoying. It'll confuse the townsfolk and stop them from whacking you!
I took an expired aspirin pill without realizing it. What should I do? 😱
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Post by Your Favourite Vulpine on Sept 11, 2019 2:29:31 GMT -5
Grab a bucket or 4 to catch up all the excessive foam you'll be coughing up in no time.
My Sim just got a divorce - what should I do to make her feel less lonely?
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Post by bellagorilla on Sept 19, 2019 10:58:01 GMT -5
Murder her ex-husband.
It's raining and I forgot my umbrella...what should I do?
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Post by Sami on Sept 20, 2019 15:10:51 GMT -5
Stand under the tallest tree you can find, especially if you see lightning.
I'm trying to summon the nerve to ask my boss for a raise. What can I say to him to convince him I'm worth it?
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Post by Zinnia on Sept 20, 2019 15:55:26 GMT -5
Reason might not reach him, I'd suggest looking for some dirt to blackmail him with. 100% guaranteed raise.
I have a cold, what can I do to make myself feel better?
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Post by Your Favourite Vulpine on Sept 20, 2019 17:52:21 GMT -5
Just light up a matchstick, especially when there's a lot of gasoline in the room for extra heat.
I just tried my very first parachute jump, but the parachute is, ahem, malfunctioning. What should I do to make for a soft landing?
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Post by Lala on Sept 22, 2019 7:55:04 GMT -5
Try to grab onto a fellow jumper, secure your arms around his neck until you feel safe. Then strangle him and take his parachute for yourself. You will be fine.
I found my first gray hair! How should I handle it?
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Post by Your Favourite Vulpine on Sept 22, 2019 8:29:36 GMT -5
Quit your job and your family and sell your house. Then use the money to buy a Ferrari and score with someone twenty years younger than you. Guaranteed to prevent the second grey hair from happening. My Ferrari has a flat tire. Now what?
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Post by bellagorilla on Sept 30, 2019 7:53:24 GMT -5
Junk the Ferrari and buy a spaceship instead. Those never get flats.
My roommate always wakes up to my alarm. How do I keep her asleep next time?
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Post by Lala on Sept 30, 2019 8:15:09 GMT -5
Feed her half a bottle of Nyquil in her herbal tea at bedtime. It will keep her snoozing for hours. (don't really do this!)
I found a stray puppy this afternoon. If I bring him home my mom will kill me, but I really want the puppy! What should I do?
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Post by Your Favourite Vulpine on Sept 30, 2019 12:09:54 GMT -5
Kill your mum before she can kill you. Then chop her body up in pieces for instand dog food for weeks. (better not really do this either!)
There's a heavy thunderstorm outside and my cat is scared. How can I calm the poor thing down so that it keeps quiet?
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Post by bellagorilla on Sept 30, 2019 19:28:04 GMT -5
Chop up Lala's new puppy and feed it to your cat. That should calm it down. (yeah, this is horrible advice)
The sun sets too early now!! How can I make it stop?
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Post by Your Favourite Vulpine on Oct 1, 2019 0:45:04 GMT -5
(Gosh Bella, you've played too much Dog's Life XD)
Go to your nearest military base, burrow a nice, fast plane there, and use it to hop to the west when the sun threatens to set.
A gorilla escaped from it's exhibit after I had a staring contest with it and now it's chasing after me. What should I do to stop it?"
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Post by bellagorilla on Oct 5, 2019 15:57:56 GMT -5
Just turn around and continue to stare at it. Soon, the gorilla should just start playing with you and you'll be fine.
I totally just coughed up a lung...what should I do?
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