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Post by Fluffurs on Apr 2, 2015 20:55:53 GMT -5
Dear Emily, Roses are red Violets are blue End the day early and death will find you.  |
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Post by Fourth Wall on Apr 2, 2015 20:56:51 GMT -5
The day can last a bit longer, I reckon, most people haven't made a trip to see this trail yet.
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Post by Fluffurs on Apr 2, 2015 20:59:34 GMT -5
Conspiracy theorist is a good role
But that much pressure could take a great toll.
Maybe wharves was looking for much fun,
and didn't think they could fin it, while searching for ray guns.
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Post by Fluffurs on Apr 2, 2015 21:25:28 GMT -5
1. Sir-Doge-A-Lot - Mafia Traitor Cop
Sir Doge could have been a cop
But adding in the mafia and the role becomes a flop.
Though they could search for the friends,
the friends could cause an untimely end.
2. HotDoge - Bodyguard
Hotdoge didn't want to guard,
he was probably more of a bard
I can't say I blame them,
for the game is more fun when you're livnin'
3. Dogenado - Excellent Sense of Smell Townie
This doge could have a nose for goo,
but thought the goo smelled to much like poo.
Now who wants to spend their life cursed to such horror?
I think it's better to go much borer.
4. 50ShadesofDoge - Ascetic Hider
Shades is no coward
in fact he is quite overpowered
I doubt this role would being much happiness
in fact, I think it would cause much sappiness.
5. WharvesDoge - Conspiracy Theorist
Conspiracy theorist is a good role
But that much pressure could take a great toll.
Maybe wharves was looking for much fun,
and didn't think they could fin it, while searching for ray guns.
*copied from precious post
6. PotatoDoge - One-shot Commuter
Since one shot is lame,
Potato really shouldn't get any blame.
Granted the other role could be awful,
lets just hope they are lawful.
7. OneDogection - Area 51 Immunologist
This role is quite nice!
So many lives saved would suffice!
Counting on aliens is a risk,
but I think you might need to be hit with a whisk!
8. FlappyDoge - Mason
One does not simply turn down a mason role,
unless maybe they are an evil troll.
I do not like little flappy,
and I doubt anything they say would make me happy.
9. BabyDoge - Bulletproof Mafia Goon
Babies are so sweet,
they do not yearn for meat.
Baby only wants to help,
and if you are nice, will give out positive reviews on yelp.
10. NyanDoge - Vanilla Townie
Vanilla townies are tiring,
They all tend to have bad wiring.
Nyan seems like a friend,
but that doesn't mean they can't pretend.
Now my poems are done,
Wasn't that so much fun?
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Post by Viktor Brandt on Apr 2, 2015 21:39:05 GMT -5
Sometimes Masons aren't too gnarly. You could be alone in a barrel, or worse, trapped in there with a dangerously sticky brah who could pull you right off your board and into the surf. That's a pretty hairy sitch to be stuck in.
Although, one of my surfer buddies once ditched Mason. He turned out to be from another planet. He just thought potentially having a scum brah would be kind of bogus, though.
I'm surprised you brahs think ditching that kook doctor thing is anything radical. It seemed pretty bogus to me.
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Post by Viktor Brandt on Apr 2, 2015 21:42:25 GMT -5
BabyDoge votes FlappyDoge
SirDogeAlot votes FlappyDoge
Dogenado votes FlappyDoge
NyanDoge votes WharvesDoge
FlappyDoge - 3
WharvesDoge - 1
With 10 alive it takes 6 to whack.
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Post by Fluffurs on Apr 2, 2015 21:43:43 GMT -5
That is a good point, however you logic is flawed,
for in this game a mason can not be a fraud.
I suppose there is the chance that a goo would be lurking,
however he would die quite quickly, and leave the good masons smirking.
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Post by Viktor Brandt on Apr 2, 2015 21:47:16 GMT -5
Oh, those Goo can't stay on their boards too long. Well, they're sticky sea slime, so I doubt they fall off. They just go under and can't get back out while still hanging ten, I bet. That's pretty bogus for them.
Mason is gnarlier than I thought, then.
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Post by Viktor Brandt on Apr 2, 2015 21:50:26 GMT -5
Some people totally think Mason is bogus anyway, though. Knocking Flappy off their board before they've caught a single wave seems like a hairy breaker to ride.
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Post by Olcay Gulsen on Apr 2, 2015 22:13:02 GMT -5
_________________ So busy
_____Tomorrow
_______________So passover
___Wow
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Post by Viktor Brandt on Apr 2, 2015 22:17:54 GMT -5
Oh, Flappy did catch a couple of those ankle biters earlier. I was too stoked by those gnarlier ones downshore to notice.
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Post by Viktor Brandt on Apr 2, 2015 22:24:43 GMT -5
Sup Flappy? Why'd you toss Mason into the surf?
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Post by Whitie on Apr 3, 2015 0:02:48 GMT -5
Knock knock.
Nyan: who's there?
Vanilla townie or vanilla mafia?
Nyan: why, mafia, of course! Who wants to be a VT? That's absurd! Now get off my property!
*SLAM*
....in the above situation I believe this home owner who rudely shut the door in my face could have very possibly been offered a vanilla of either side. Or even a vanilla alien. But then again they could have been offered a PR that was slightly better than VT. I'm keepin' an eye out on this one, make sure they ain't leaving their house at night.
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Post by Whitie on Apr 3, 2015 0:09:45 GMT -5
Sup Flappy? Why'd you toss Mason into the surf? Knock knock. Surfer dude: come on in dude! I'm good, just wanted to say it is curious that someone would reject mason knowing there MUST be a possibility of one. But they didn't know for sure if their buddy wanted the mason role either. So I'm not sure I blame them. Surfer Dude: that's a gnarly observation man. Wanna go catch some waves? Nah, I got more doors to knock on like an obnoxious Mormon converter. |
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Post by Viktor Brandt on Apr 3, 2015 0:22:59 GMT -5
Knock knock. Nyan: who's there? Vanilla townie or vanilla mafia? Nyan: why, mafia, of course! Who wants to be a VT? That's absurd! Now get off my property! *SLAM* ....in the above situation I believe this home owner who rudely shut the door in my face could have very possibly been offered a vanilla of either side. Or even a vanilla alien. But then again they could have been offered a PR that was slightly better than VT. I'm keepin' an eye out on this one, make sure they ain't leaving their house at night. It bears sayin that some brahs would take being a vanilla Town brah over a vanilla scum brah for sure, though. Wild, right? A fair few that often surf at this beach would, actually. But we're all in identity-concealing wetsuits, and guessing names to read people is kinda bogus. I'm calling that discard pretty flat. |
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