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Post by Viktor Brandt on Apr 3, 2015 8:44:06 GMT -5
NIGHT ONE
"Where the hell is FlappyDoge you guys? They need to sleep!" Emily asked all the other doges
"GONE! FLAPPY IS BAD! FLAPPY IS GONE! OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD!" Yelled Dogenado
"Ribbit! We lyyyyyyyyyyynched Flappy... Ribbit!" Croaked Hotdoge
Emily took all the doges to their doge beds then went to look for Flappydoge.
She found their body squashed between two very large green tubes.
"I guess that was a hard level he got stuck in." Emily muttered.
Flappydoge, Ascetic Mafia Hider has been whacked! Oohh. That's pretty rad. |
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Post by Viktor Brandt on Apr 3, 2015 8:46:17 GMT -5
DAY TWO
NyanDoge was peacefully dreaming of flying through space, pooping rainbows along the way while singing
nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan
until they saw another Doge fly towards them holding a knife that looked a lot like a poptart.
NyanDoge woke up only to have the knife stabbed in their face.
NyanDoge, Red Goo has died! Also pretty rad. Wait, so there were at least three scum brahs in this game at that start? Whoa, dude. |
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Post by Viktor Brandt on Apr 3, 2015 8:52:13 GMT -5
Dear Diary Yay for getting rid of mafia and having a Goo dead (thanks to whoever did that)! Also wharves, I feel like your discard is as shady as the sun setting in the way over the Prarie. We had a lot of varmin such as aliens in these here parts in the past. :/ VOTE WHARVES This makes me think that Wharves is not a Goo (Do the Goo know each other? If not than this idea does not work) . Nyan was probably the only Red Goo because there can only be two. So I don't think we will have more Goos that can kill. Maybe just the ones who change other people into goo when they are targeted. Dear Diary I wonder if Nyan would choose alien or goo.   I don't think those Goo brahs that can turn other Goo surf at this beach. And That's totally gnarly, dude. |
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Post by Viktor Brandt on Apr 3, 2015 8:54:21 GMT -5
And if there are more than a lone Goo, they'd know who their Goo brahs are/were.
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Post by Viktor Brandt on Apr 3, 2015 8:55:21 GMT -5
Hold up, the sample PMs don't actually say that. I assumed, which I guess is real bogus of me. I don't really know.
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Post by Viktor Brandt on Apr 3, 2015 8:58:23 GMT -5
Remember, Flappy might have been alone on their wave. Their potential brahs are still worth a look though, for sure.
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Post by Viktor Brandt on Apr 3, 2015 9:07:06 GMT -5
Wharves could totally be Flappy's buddy. Their discard was sort of bogus and they hopped on that Flappy bandwagonin' pretty late. If I was evil and saw a scum brah surrounded by my angry surfer buddies, I'd paddle right on over and help them push him into the surf.
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Post by Viktor Brandt on Apr 3, 2015 9:08:53 GMT -5
Dear Diary Also NyanDoge was suspicious of WharvesDog and voted for them. This could be a reason why they were nightkilled. I did not think of it this way. It is good that Dogenado pointed this out. I want to hear some more from Wharves and everyone else before I vote. It totally could be, dude. That's a pretty gnarly observation. |
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Post by Dorablie on Apr 3, 2015 9:09:35 GMT -5
Dear Diary Hold up, the sample PMs don't actually say that. I assumed, which I guess is real bogus of me. I don't really know. This is exactly why I was unsure. |
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Post by Viktor Brandt on Apr 3, 2015 9:13:50 GMT -5
I guess that role Dogenado tossed into the surf could have been sort of rad after all. They couldn't've known such, though. There were probably better waves to ride.
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Post by Viktor Brandt on Apr 3, 2015 9:20:16 GMT -5
10. NyanDoge - Vanilla Townie No one wants to be VT, but I would never pick mafia over VT. It appears in the case of Nyan, "mafia" does not mean "scum brah", it means "mafia". |
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Post by Viktor Brandt on Apr 3, 2015 9:22:49 GMT -5
Dogenado hopped on that Flappy bandwagonin' without even knowin' how many death wishers Flappy had. Seems like a hairy wave to ride for a mafia brah.
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Post by Viktor Brandt on Apr 3, 2015 9:49:15 GMT -5
1. Sir-Doge-A-Lot
3. Dogenado
9. BabyDoge
2. HotDoge
4. 50ShadesofDoge
6. PotatoDoge
5. WharvesDoge
The lip of this wave, those people are lookin like Town brahs. At the least, they don't seem like Mafia brahs. I spose they coulda slipped in from another beach, but I'm not thinkin' they did.
Middle of that wave, if we're still lookin' for intruders when Potato is off in the surf these two could take another lookin'.
HotDoge seems real Town brah like, but not for sure.
50shades, they're just pretty cheesy. Cheese comes from the moon, where aliens come from, right? Nah, I think they're Earth cheese, but I guess they could be a Mafia brah if such a thing still surfs here.
Potato, they might be hidin' somethin. I dunno. I can't get much of a look at someone if they don't ride any waves.
Down where it meets the surf, that dude doesn't look so good. Wharves looks like a real opportunistic-y scum brah.
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Post by Viktor Brandt on Apr 3, 2015 9:50:40 GMT -5
1. Sir-Doge-A-Lot 3. Dogenado 9. BabyDoge 2. HotDoge 4. 50ShadesofDoge 6. PotatoDoge 5. WharvesDoge The lip of this wave, those people are lookin like Town brahs. At the least, they don't seem like Mafia brahs. I spose they coulda slipped in from another beach, but I'm not thinkin' they did. Middle of that wave, if we're still lookin' for intruders when Wharves* is off in the surf these two could take another lookin'. HotDoge seems real Town brah like, but not for sure. 50shades, they're just pretty cheesy. Cheese comes from the moon, where aliens come from, right? Nah, I think they're Earth cheese, but I guess they could be a Mafia brah if such a thing still surfs here. Potato, they might be hidin' somethin. I dunno. I can't get much of a look at someone if they don't ride any waves. Down where it meets the surf, that dude doesn't look so good. Wharves looks like a real opportunistic-y scum brah. At some point before I took a lookin' at the one wave Potato rode I was really thinkin' they might be a scum brah. Wharves and them, they got jumbled together. |
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Post by Viktor Brandt on Apr 3, 2015 9:51:41 GMT -5
Vote: Wharves
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