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Post by HungryPony27 on Jun 1, 2018 9:57:09 GMT -5
Good lady Emily! I’m glad you could make it! You look splendid as ever in your gown. Don’t get it wet now, there will be blood about. We wouldn’t want to have to hang it out, would we? oh dear, oh dear. Blood is a terrible mess. And cleaning my dress? Such a mess. Im not trained for that. Wait, actually...I am trained to clean up the blood, not the dress... "Trained to clean blood? Are you trying to hint at the idea having a certain guessing capacity? This would be a wonderful skill to have but I must advice we all keep our hands and cards folded... the more they know the easier they might strike." |
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Post by bellagorilla on Jun 1, 2018 10:02:23 GMT -5
oh dear, oh dear. Blood is a terrible mess. And cleaning my dress? Such a mess. Im not trained for that. Wait, actually...I am trained to clean up the blood, not the dress... "Trained to clean blood? Are you trying to hint at the idea having a certain guessing capacity? This would be a wonderful skill to have but I must advice we all keep our hands and cards folded... the more they know the easier they might strike." Well sir, I think most everyone knows by now, but you don't appear to know. This lady here is trained as a lifeguard with first aid/AED training. So never fear, if you're hurt or have a heart attack I know how to help and call Ems.  ...call ems is about all I actually know... |
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Post by HungryPony27 on Jun 1, 2018 10:15:18 GMT -5
"Trained to clean blood? Are you trying to hint at the idea having a certain guessing capacity? This would be a wonderful skill to have but I must advice we all keep our hands and cards folded... the more they know the easier they might strike." Well sir, I think most everyone knows by now, but you don't appear to know. This lady here is trained as a lifeguard with first aid/AED training. So never fear, if you're hurt or have a heart attack I know how to help and call Ems.  ...call ems is about all I actually know... "My heart has been under assault ever since I have heard the dreadful news about our king... I have been nothing but pain and misery and ears... Can't you cure it? Can't you heal my poor tortured soul?... I even wrote a poem" Gimmond proceeds to fish a piece of paper out of his pocket which might as well be called a tear-holder, it's that wet. " My heart, my heart is blue from the day you perished,
My king, My king you are the one I cherished.
I wish you were here to guide my lonely hand to your cheek,
I miss you so, my king, without you I am so meek.
I long for your gentle touch in the darkest night,
I miss your sword as steely as the toughest knight.
I miss your crown and your choking embrace
But most of all I wish your beautiful bearded face.
My heart is but a DARK BIT OF BLOOD AND DESPAIR without you."
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Post by bellagorilla on Jun 1, 2018 10:18:59 GMT -5
Well sir, I think most everyone knows by now, but you don't appear to know. This lady here is trained as a lifeguard with first aid/AED training. So never fear, if you're hurt or have a heart attack I know how to help and call Ems. ...call ems is about all I actually know... "My heart has been under assault ever since I have heard the dreadful news about our king... I have been nothing but pain and misery and ears... Can't you cure it? Can't you heal my poor tortured soul?... I even wrote a poem" Gimmond proceeds to fish a piece of paper out of his pocket which might as well be called a tear-holder, it's that wet. " My heart, my heart is blue from the day you perished,
My king, My king you are the one I cherished.
I wish you were here to guide my lonely hand to your cheek,
I miss you so, my king, without you I am so meek.
I long for your gentle touch in the darkest night,
I miss your sword as steely as the toughest knight.
I miss your crown and your choking embrace
But most of all I wish your beautiful bearded face.
My heart is but a DARK BIT OF BLOOD AND DESPAIR without you."
Oh dear. Lovely poem, but I'm afraid I'm not trained to deal with heartbreak...I can give you a hug though? |
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Post by HungryPony27 on Jun 1, 2018 10:21:55 GMT -5
"Please" Gimmond's sadness is now visible in the form of tears. The poor short man is crying his heart out.
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Post by bellagorilla on Jun 1, 2018 10:30:59 GMT -5
"Please" Gimmond's sadness is now visible in the form of tears. The poor short man is crying his heart out. *Bella gently wraps her arms around Gimmond and pulls her handkerchief for the man to wipe his tears with.* Please don't cry so, Gimmond. |
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Post by ApplelovePear on Jun 1, 2018 10:31:29 GMT -5
This might be very entertaining for most of us, but I know Gimmond's real voice... I can't help but read these posts in his Gimmond voice and it's... torture....
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Post by Weemzy Queen on Jun 1, 2018 10:34:32 GMT -5
It is so typical of the King to do this to us! Make us play some preposterous game over his grave? I'll have you know this is a deadly game of cards! It is absurd, most absurd I tell you. We'll find the dirty little whippersnappers and end it all, though. Good lady Emily! I’m glad you could make it! You look splendid as ever in your gown. Don’t get it wet now, there will be blood about. We wouldn’t want to have to hang it out, would we? The only blood I plan on seeing on my dress is mine, if I am murdered in my sleep. But then I suppose I wouldn't see it. This was a very expensive dress I'll have you know! Very elegant and reserved. Proper. |
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Post by HungryPony27 on Jun 1, 2018 10:35:26 GMT -5
"Please" Gimmond's sadness is now visible in the form of tears. The poor short man is crying his heart out. *Bella gently wraps her arms around Gimmond and pulls her handkerchief for the man to wipe his tears with.* Please don't cry so, Gimmond. "Thank you for being such a good friend in these rowdy, uncertain times. I must admit it makes me feel better already. Let's find... let's find these rebels who wished to kill my spear-legged love" Gimmond's tears subside and a certain anger arouses in him. |
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Post by Weemzy Queen on Jun 1, 2018 10:35:45 GMT -5
All ears but for the lip, it seems. My business is bloody. Listen well, for I bear a prophecy. Someone in this room is going to die. Be afraid, for time drains always away. Make the most of the cards you are dealt, for you never know when your time will come to fold. And tell me: Who shall be first, Sir? "Who am I to be the one to cast the die of death? Please give me a moment to contemplate. There is no reason for a hasty murder, now is there? ... That is unless you have the intent to slay yourself... A rebellious blade in the room perhaps?" Good lady Emily! I’m glad you could make it! You look splendid as ever in your gown. Don’t get it wet now, there will be blood about. We wouldn’t want to have to hang it out, would we? "Besides, I think I speak for all the gentlemen in this room that none would be against the lovely Emily's gown being hung to dry... If you catch my drifty business." COUNT HILLNOOK OF EIGHTCHAPELS that is most inappropriate! My dress is staying on me! |
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Post by Weemzy Queen on Jun 1, 2018 10:38:45 GMT -5
Good lady Emily! I’m glad you could make it! You look splendid as ever in your gown. Don’t get it wet now, there will be blood about. We wouldn’t want to have to hang it out, would we? oh dear, oh dear. Blood is a terrible mess. And cleaning my dress? Such a mess. Im not trained for that. Wait, actually...I am trained to clean up the blood, not the dress... What about the body under the dress and the source of the blood? Are you trained to clean that up... dispose of it, perhaps? |
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Post by HungryPony27 on Jun 1, 2018 10:39:17 GMT -5
"Who am I to be the one to cast the die of death? Please give me a moment to contemplate. There is no reason for a hasty murder, now is there? ... That is unless you have the intent to slay yourself... A rebellious blade in the room perhaps?" "Besides, I think I speak for all the gentlemen in this room that none would be against the lovely Emily's gown being hung to dry... If you catch my drifty business." COUNT HILLNOOK OF EIGHTCHAPELS that is most inappropriate! My dress is staying on me! "Do excuse me... I was simply being carried away by my feelings of true crownly missing... I hope you might understand my actions." |
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Post by Weemzy Queen on Jun 1, 2018 10:40:04 GMT -5
This might be very entertaining for most of us, but I know Gimmond's real voice... I can't help but read these posts in his Gimmond voice and it's... torture.... It comes as a disappointment that I can't be blessed with the pleasure of hearing his voice acting so I'll just continue imagining. Mine is not much to be desired, honestly. |
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Post by bellagorilla on Jun 1, 2018 10:41:07 GMT -5
*Bella gently wraps her arms around Gimmond and pulls her handkerchief for the man to wipe his tears with.* Please don't cry so, Gimmond. "Thank you for being such a good friend in these rowdy, uncertain times. I must admit it makes me feel better already. Let's find... let's find these rebels who wished to kill my spear-legged love" Gimmond's tears subside and a certain anger arouses in him. yes, we must find who did it and fast before there is another loss. |
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Post by Weemzy Queen on Jun 1, 2018 10:41:09 GMT -5
COUNT HILLNOOK OF EIGHTCHAPELS that is most inappropriate! My dress is staying on me! "Do excuse me... I was simply being carried away by my feelings of true crownly missing... I hope you might understand my actions." You are forgiven. After all, I found myself not completely against the idea. Out of character-- i feel as if i need to change my avatar and name just to highlight that i'm playing a character here because this is getting saucy. |
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