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Post by Börk Börk on Sept 13, 2015 12:58:15 GMT -5
Canada is rather annoyed. How unlike Canada. I strongly dislike being accused of trolling when I'm not. I call bs on that accusation. If anything, I'll accuse longhair of half-assing. You evidently didn't read the basic instructions on the front page. SEND IN TWO COUNTRIES AND PICK ONE. And you were online for so long last game-night and didn't send in a kill. THAT'S TROLLING. THAT'S Flubber knuckles ING UP THE GAME. I'm really tinkled because I can bet my collection of Pop Vinyls and graphic novels that if anyone else got his role they'd be competent. Ugh. We disagree.
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Post by Sami on Sept 13, 2015 12:59:39 GMT -5
Don't worry about trying to do that manually, Hermi. Maybe we can just all copy and paste our roles now.
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Post by Börk Börk on Sept 13, 2015 13:00:10 GMT -5
I think I'll split this into a few posts to make it a bit easier.
Post one: Initial Picks (selected one in bold).
Sam:
• Czech Republic
• Luxembourg
Lala:
• Spain
• Lithuania
Caro:
• Brazil
• Iceland
Longhair:
• Italy
• Spain
Lissa:
• Denmark
• Romania
Emily:
• Monaco
• Russia
Alleen:
• Australia
• South Africa
Skelda:
• Croatia
• Armenia
Katie
• Japan
• Chile
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Post by Börk Börk on Sept 13, 2015 13:00:36 GMT -5
Don't worry about trying to do that manually, Hermi. Maybe we can just all copy and paste our roles now. No worries, I've got it handled
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Post by Börk Börk on Sept 13, 2015 13:02:44 GMT -5
(screw formatting, you all know how your roles were formatted, the content's what people want to see)
Sam's roles:
Czech Republic Pretty women and absinthe drinkers. Attractive cultured beer-drinker Being such a pretty gal, it takes one more vote to get you whacked during the day. However, due to the fact that you have the highest beer consumption per capita, at night your inhibitions are lowered, meaning that no doctor protections work on you and you can't return a coherent answer regarding your alignment to investigative roles. At least once per game day you should post some sort of art or writing related fact. After all, you are the country with Prague as its capital. You work with the Town.
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Luxembourg A boring village full of bored-looking people surrounded by empty fields. The average bored banker You're a banker in a Grand Duchy, almost as well-known for banking as the Swiss. Therefore you have enough cash to try and outbid the Swiss on some pretty sweet deals. These being: • One night's worth of saving up gets you a nice car to spend a night away in France. Therefore you are absent, and no actions can be taken on you. • One night's worth of saving up can alternatively get some of your shady friends to dish the dirt on someone. This will give you their country and abilities, but not alignment. You start with one night's worth of savings. You use a night to either save up or spend your cash. You work with the Town.
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Lala's roles:
Spain Fiesta, siesta and macho men. Loud hunky toreador First and foremost, people can hear your rapid Spanish everywhere you go. Whenever someone visits the same person that you do, they will receive this message the following morning: 'Olé! Toreador!' While visiting [name] you come across Lala, shouting in Spanish, also visiting [name]. The person you visit will also be informed of your visit. As the rather dashing hunky Spaniard that you are, if someone tries to kill you, you have a 50% chance of taking your killer with you. Every night you can visit one person and wave your classic red hanky at them, to coerce them into showing you what their abilities are (but not country or alignment). You work with the Town.
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Lithuania Russian, backward villagers with a penchant for potatoes. Seemingly-simple potato farmer Truth is, many people don't know much about you. Therefore, if you want, you can spend a night on your farm, answering questions like 'Do you have televisions in Lithuania?'. You will appear innocent to investigative roles. You can do this twice. Alternatively, you can throw your liberal stock of potatoes at someone, and get them bruised enough to stop them taking an action the following night. You can do this twice. You are aligned with the mafia. You may kill at the same time as taking an action.
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Brazil Football, waxing, and year-round carnivals. Fiesta-goer with piña coladas. Once per game you can smash a piñata instead of your standard night action, and gain a random one-shot role. The following are a possibility. • 25% chance: Some binoculars, cheap and plastic but good enough to spy on someone and see where they went for one night. • 50% chance: A rubber duck. Useless but cute. • 25% chance: A DIY fingerprinting kit. There's enough supplied for one thorough investigation. You can check a person out to see who's visited them so far. You also have a bunch of piña coladas that you can give out to people. They will be hungover the next day and be unable to change their vote after they first cast it [they will be informed of this]. Once a day you must post a post with at least ten words in all-caps. Because, y'know, you want to attract attention to that fiesta of yours. You are aligned with the mafia. You may kill at the same time as taking an action.
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Iceland Shark-eating Vikings-turned-fishermen. Viking who enjoys fishing for sharks As a Viking, you may berserk and ensure that your kill gets through. However you need a night's rest before using your ability again. During your rest, you can go fishing. You have a 75% chance of catching a shark. If you do, you will get either: • An extra vote, from some poor sucker the shark must have eaten, valid for one day. • Or an old CV off someone, a one-shot chance to investigate someone the next day and find out their country (but not abilities or role). The first time during the day that someone votes for you, you must reply with 'What, you don't like eating putrescent shark meat?' You are aligned with the mafia. You may kill at the same time as taking an action.
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Next post, next lot coming up.
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Post by Börk Börk on Sept 13, 2015 13:04:52 GMT -5
Longhair:
Italy Football addicts and talkative fashionistas. As well as tanned men with grey hair. Fashionable opera singer with a side business in organised crime In your first post every day you must announce that you purchased some sort of new fashionable item. At night, you go to the opera and sing. Anyone who visits you during the night will receive 'Figaro Figaro Figaro!' at the start of the next day. Investigative roles see you as innocent during this time. At any night during the game, you may choose to go to your side-business. You are not found innocent any more, you join the mafia chat at this point, and you may make the kill. When you join, you also receive one vial of poison. You can poison someone during the night, and they will die at the start of the next night. You are aligned with the mafia. You may kill at the same time as taking an action.
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Spain Fiesta, siesta and macho men. Loud hunky toreador First and foremost, people can hear your rapid Spanish everywhere you go. Whenever someone visits the same person that you do, they will receive this message the following morning: 'Olé! Toreador!' While visiting [name] you come across Longhair, shouting in Spanish, also visiting [name]. The person you visit will also be informed of your visit. As the rather dashing hunky Spaniard that you are, if someone tries to kill you, you have a 50% chance of taking your killer with you. Every night you can visit one person and wave your classic red hanky at them, to coerce them into showing you what their abilities are (but not country or alignment). You work with the Town.
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Lissa:
Denmark LEGO-loving environmentalist Vikings. Viking who still loves LEGO You are a macho badass Viking, with an attractive head of long blonde hair. The ladies in shampoo adverts ought to be jealous. Once during the game you can sail away on your ship for a night, avoiding anyone taking an action of you. If you are present for the night, you could build something out of LEGO. Everyone's going to notice it and love it. You don't know what the following do, but each affects the game globally (you can make each one once): • A pirate ship. • The bunk bed vehicle from the LEGO movie. • A scale model of the white house. • That new Megablox set you got. It's not Lego, but it's exactly like it. You are aligned with the Town.
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Romania Pitchfork wielding peasants and vampires that don't sparkle. Farmer with vampiric tendencies Once per game, during the day, you may stab someone with your pitchfork. They will bleed out by the end of the day. You have to do this in the thread yourself. You're basically stabbing a guy with a pitchfork in front of everyone. At night you sometimes get a tad bloodthirsty. Every visitor you get has a 50% chance of being bitten and killed. You're just. So. Hungry. There is also a 10% chance they'll be converted to a vampire and NOT bleed out and you start a cult. You are aligned with the Town (at the moment, naturally).
Lego effects:
• Pirate Ship - international talk like a pirate day, global post restriction. • LEGO Movie - mod spams everything is awesome videos and LEGO pictures the following day. • White House - Murica! Everyone has a gun, first person to shoot ends the day (instead of whack). • Megablox - Everyone takes -1 vote to whack.
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Emily:
Monaco Always in a casino, on a yacht, or on the racetrack. Poker player with a race car. Twice a game you can invite someone for a night of poker on your yacht. You start a neighbourhood with them, and you may talk. Your ever-ready poker face and fedora means that, if you wish to do so, you will remain anonymous to your partner in the 'hood (chat through site PMs, I'll give you an anon account). You also have a race car, ready for the grand prix. The first time you are targeted for a kill, you will get into it and escape. However you only have enough fuel for one night of escaping. You work with the Town.
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Russia Tetris, vodka and mail-order brides. Babushka who likes bathing in freezing water You're a nice little old lady. One night you can ask someone to dinner, and while they'll be indubitably leaving with gifts aplenty and a bit too much vodka in their system. They will, however, be assured that you are good. And, naturally, the freezing water. And by water I mean WATER water. So vodka. Or shall we say 'frozen voter', in a Russian accent like that? You have no vote until it thaws out, on day three, but on nights one or two you can freeze up one person's vote for a day. You work with the town.
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Post by Börk Börk on Sept 13, 2015 13:06:51 GMT -5
Alleen:
Australia Crikey, it's a kangaroo-riding, beer-drinking bushwa! Barbecue-loving cricket player You just love having a few of your mates come round for a good ol' barbie. You can send me up to three other names, and for the subsequent day and night you'll be able to talk to each other outside the thread. You also love cricket, but being an Aussie you are a rather sore loser. If you get whacked, you take whoever placed the hammering vote on you with you. You work with the town.
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South Africa Tribal, dancing, diamond miners. Diamond miner in a dangerous country You mine diamonds bro, you're rich as anything. And you can use those diamonds to bribe someone to keep quiet for a night if they get any incriminating results on you. You also live in a rather dangerous country. You know how to deal with the dangers, but the tourists you bring over may not. Once per game you may bring a tourist over. You then steal their wallet and gain a one-shot copy of their abilities. You are aligned with the mafia. You may kill at the same time as taking an action.
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Skelda:
Croatia Talkative, loud and quarrelsome patriots. Patriotic ex-Yugoslavian You have stories aplenty about the glorious Croatian victories. You've recently joined the EU and feel pretty good about that. In your first post each day you must mention something about a glorious victory or the EU (no need to refer to your specific country in any way, you can be as subtle as you want). As an ex-Yugoslavian state, you still have some of the old Commie police tricks up your sleeve. They are as follows: • Once per game you may find out someone's country. • Once per game you may find out someone's abilities. • Once per game you may find out someone's alignment. You work with the town.
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Armenia Terrorists, religious fanatics, or ruthless mobsters. Lecherous lover Each night, you can pick someone to give a gift to. Both you and them will receive the one-shot ability it gives. The gifts are as such: • A box of Armenia's best chocolate, useless but tasty. • Some nice perfume, making you both smell nice and need one more vote to get whacked the next day. • Slightly-wilted flowers. The newest target of your horny obsession won't appreciate this and the next day everyone can only vote for and whack one of you. Each night, in order to be a gentleman and get some action, you will defend your date at all times, and if they are targeted, you die instead. You work with the town.
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Katie:
Japan Polite workaholic martial-artists, and engineering geniuses. Kawaiiiiii-desu! Cheerful tourist who loves tentacle porn Every night you can go visit someone else's country. You will, as always, take plenty of photos, and looking back you will find out what action, if any, the country you visited took that night. Once per game, instead of being a tourist, you may: • Look through your sizeable collection of tentacle porn. During this night, you may find another country online on a tentacle porn forum and talk to them anonymously for the next day and night (I will give you an anon account and you talk via PMs). You work with the town.
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Chile A country where old people, young people and even kids are always ready to say something sarcastic. Desert-based UFO hunter You love spending the weekend in the desert, looking for UFOs. Every night you can either: • Get your telescope out and watch the skies. Pick someone and you will find out what actions were taken on them that night. • Use your transmitter and tin-foil hat to try and communicate with someone. Pick one person to figure out their country, abilities and alignment, and another person to send this data to (you will not find it out yourself). You work with the town.
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Next post: Night actions
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Post by Börk Börk on Sept 13, 2015 13:07:36 GMT -5
Night One Sam: Cash in, no credits left, absent for the night, unable to be targeted. Lala: Targeting Sam, no result as Sam is absent. Caro: Kill Lala, success. Give piña colada to Alleen. Longhair: No action. Lissa: Scale model of the White House. Emily: No action. Alleen: Host BBQ, Lala (dead), Caro, Sam (absent). Final group: Alleen + Caro. Skelda: Check Lissa's alignment. Katie: Investigate Caro, omg.
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Post by Börk Börk on Sept 13, 2015 13:07:53 GMT -5
Night Two Sam: Save up Longhair: Join mafia, kill nobody (ugh). Lissa: Bunk beds. Emily: Visit Katie. Alleen: No action. Skelda: Longhair's abilities. Katie: Emily.
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Post by Kat on Sept 13, 2015 13:07:38 GMT -5
Now, now. Thats not very Canadian, eh?
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Post by Börk Börk on Sept 13, 2015 13:08:29 GMT -5
The gun day worked out to be short, but, eh... it was an interesting mechanic.
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Post by Börk Börk on Sept 13, 2015 13:09:29 GMT -5
Now, now. Thats not very Canadian, eh? Sorry eh. Sorry sorry. Canada didn't mean to, sorry. Sorry!
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Post by Caro on Sept 13, 2015 13:21:36 GMT -5
Oh wow that was a quick game. Congrats town! And thanks for hosting Hermi! The roles were fabulous and I had fun playing
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Post by Sami on Sept 13, 2015 13:22:09 GMT -5
The roles were really incredible. What a creative brain you have, Hermi.
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Post by Sami on Sept 13, 2015 13:23:57 GMT -5
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